Chris,
Being much older than dirt, I can see through your teasing ploy. Going down the list, checking off in the positive, I realized what you were up to: the squeezing of highly focused grey matter...if you can get it harnessed that much in these exotic times...for a very worthy, and probably fun, cause. And, I forsee many fine egos out there who will nicely be challenged by it. But...New York City! (Do you know what would happen in New York City if they had a three day truckers strike? You'd run out of Z-Waves to eat.)
P. S. I'm very happy that you put 'quality' and 'craftsmanship' in the same breath on item number 8. We need to get those items back on top of our list of priorities in this country...no more HAM-ing. You cannot have functional, user-friendly software if you HAM-it.
(Half Ass Maintenance...or any other 'M' word you want to replace 'maintenance' with. As I said, I'm older than dirt, and my much older grandfather was a patternmaker, who made the wooden patterns that were used to create the molds that were used to make those beautiful old chrome hood ornaments for automobiles...he DID like the naked human female form. I used to watch him work when I was a kid. That old line: "If you don't have time to do it right the first time, when do you think you'll have time to do it over" is worth considering. And he reminded me of it with his actions every day.)